We need to talk about “lorelai”

This is an hourly review (almost a movie) dedicated to the game Lorelai. He appeared to the world this year, Lorelai is the final part of the trilogy (The Cat Lady, Downfall), who came out of the keys of Ram Mikhalski, designed to give answers to all the predecessors, questions. Whether the game coped with my mission? You will learn about this from the attached video.

And now a small application for lovers to read:

Chan is with me
I don’t like to repeat myself. Therefore, rewriting my own text is worse than the dirty Chinese torture for me: the Chinese Janissarly waves his scheme again and I have to dive again … But during the last dive, something did not let me come up, something holds me tightly at the bottom. Will have to stay here for a short time. I will not rewrite my text, I have a more interesting isory. Hold your breath with me for only a couple of minutes and I will show you everything, tell you and explain.

A look at the game.

I’m very ashamed now. The fact is that I fell victim to all that criticized the author of the game considered in the above video. For a whole hour, with foam at my mouth, I burst out that everything in this game is wrong and hack. And with the transition to the new engine, the game looks ugly, and most objects on locations are spiled or free games for assembling games, and these stupid directorial decisions, poor voice acting and the most banal and holey plot of all that the world has seen.

With the transition to a new engine in places, the game looks pretty decent.

There is also an idiotic humor in the game, https://kingdom-casino.uk which literally boils down to references to famous works: to Dark Souls or Skyrim. And half the game is a boring routine, which should be abandoned. In other words, the game is underdeveloped. This is evidenced by endless bugs and crumpled ending and completely controversial solutions that have not been criticized from the outside, for example, testers. This is a complete failure.

This is the queen of worms. The secret of her personality is one of the central topics of the trilogy. Lorelai is designed to put an end to the history of this mysterious essence.

The gaze at the game turned out to be a look in the mirror
With foam at the mouth, I shouted into the face of the developer, Ram Mikhalski that this is some kind of nightmare and terrible negligence. Yes, how can you even create a similar monster, called the game? After all these emotional bursts, which I am pleased to sit at the installation table and begin to mount this business. The day passes, two, week, second, third. Hooray! Red -hot eyes I look at the finished creation. Finally! But I do not feel satisfaction or joy about the completion of my next magnum opus. I feel only a burning feeling of shame.

Yes, this is a black screen. He fills the void while loading locations. There are many locations, so you will see it more often than the game itself.

At this moment, I understand that I am no better than Mikhalski, moreover, I finally understood the author of the game, because I repeated all his mistakes with some terrible identity. Just like him, I shoved memosics and references in the game that do not even belong to me, is this not an analogue of spiral ases and naive jokes. In the same way, I want to be a director and shove in my video completely unnecessary, untenish sketches with my participation, because I want to leave an imprint of my personality on all this outrages. And my story is not just bad – it parasitizes on the original story of another person! I could not even invent anything.

The references should be such that they are instantly noticed and understand

Moreover, I noticed with irritation that in my video there is a lot of flaws, crooked speakers and duplicate, which would be worth overwriting. But I did not fix anything of this, because Render takes 3 extra hours, I was so tortured to polish all this and I have no more strength, all the more, but I’m in such a hurry to release my next creation to the joy of all my 2 million subscribers. But I don’t even get money from this, only a bloated ChSV, but for Mikhalski this is a job – the faster he will release the game, the faster he will receive not only fame, but also the money for which can buy canned food with stew. I could wait, I could bring the project to mind, but did not.

Confession
And now I am very ashamed. There is nothing more terrible and humiliating than the mouth of the victims of the vices for which you criticize other people who are more worthy than you are people. The only cure for this shame may be a sincere confession. Now it has become a little easier for me. Thanks for listening.

Lorelai

The best comments

Powerful! At one time I suffered from creating clips, and then also on average for a minute video spent 1 hour, the current there was a final video 4-5 minutes. And for 100 hours the installation alone, of course, steel determination should be)

VOU, why shoot weddings? The photographer is retrained? Or purely how additional earnings are necessary?

Only about letters, since I can’t watch the video. It is recommended once again to drive the text through an automatic spelling check. For the rest I will refrain from claims.

Ajax, as always, gave sincere video. I really liked the changes and a chip with a green screen. I am not 100%sure of everything, but I didn’t observe such a screen of the screen, it turned out extremely original!
The entry is also on top, each time starting watching your reviews, I feel like an arthouse movie)
I am extremely appreciated by your work, I am glad that the signatures have already exceeded 1000), of course, it is a pity that the vidos are so rare (but it is not for nothing that you are in the reviews periodically insert into reviews, ha), but I can’t even imagine how long it takes to create vidos duration. per hour or more, and at the same time in his free time. Because I don’t complain and just wait)
In general, thanks again, you are cool dude!

Well, Sasha Krop recently complained that he had 2 months to install the last review. I probably got to my last video for 100 hours. This is somewhere 2 weeks. And for everything else just 2 months.
In the presence of a patreon as a crop, I can give out about a video per month like that, but before that is still far away. I will take it out for the next month, because I have a repair in this and I need to learn how to shoot weddings on video. Something like that.

Alas, but for pseudo -intellectuals this is not humor, but an occasion to insert your five cents, and show your knowledge in everything and all.